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      SPECIAL: Free Delivery in Oakland!
      SPECIAL: Free Delivery in Oakland!

      Dear Asshole Book

      $13.99

      Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender.

      The world is full of assholes — but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn’t clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it’s the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again!

      Letters include:
      Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space
      Dear Asshole Who Doesn’t Know How to Use Self-Checkout
      Dear Contagious Asshole
      Dear Constantly Broke Asshole
      Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks
      Dear Asshole Boss
      Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door
      And more!

      Originally a Haight-Ashbury shop in the ‘90s, Happy Trails Home was a much beloved American junk shop with vintage housewares and a range of pop culture goods. After a stint as a buyer at Hot Topic and working as a home decor product developer for many years, the owner Gretchen decided to reinvent the shop into what it is today. Not to worry, the shop has the same happy-go-lucky atmosphere and yes, FREE Bazooka bubblegum with every purchase! Visit the Happy Trails Home site right here, or find more of their products right here on Keep Oakland Alive.